emi update

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oh emi. there is so much to say about emi.

she loves school and is so smart.

she can count past 100 and gets annoyed when the kids in her class

don't know numbers in the late teens (they only count to 20).

there are even kids that still can't write their name

and it is hilarious to me that she thinks she is better than them. 

emi has a dirty mind, for a 5 year old

or she hangs out with too many boys.

but she likes to call you body parts, like a big hair butt. what?

her favorite being peenie, which is penis and wienie combined...obviously.

we usually are so shocked or laughing to hard for her to be in trouble.

but we need to gain control now!

she is also super sassy and gets in these "moods"

which usually means she could use a nap.

she says the funniest things like:

"i just snorkeled!" which is when you laugh and snort.

"that's giving me an annoying headache!"

"don't worry i'll handle this" when eddie doesn't follow directions.

"oh boys!!" like 'silly boys' when makai does something like dump his snacks out.

"oh just give it to her!" when gma wanted a drink of gpa's drink and he said no.

"we better eat lunch cause i'm getting hangry!"

"oh come on!" with the most sassy voice you've ever heard.

"you smell like a sweaty teenager" to eddie after basketball one night.

"what the crap!?" "what the hell?!" guess i need to watch what i say.

"you don't need to worry about me" when wearing a dress with a lining.

"it's all bubbled up in there", talking about the living room after blowing bubbles.

"stop dad! that's so unattractive!" when he was wrestling with her and she didn't want to.

'rememorized', a mix between remembered and memorized

emi loves to wear dresses or a skirt everyday.

most days i make her wear shorts and a shirt

then she will come hone and change into a dress.

she also loves to wear high heel shoes. such a girly girl.

which is funny cause she is friends with all the boys at school.

emi loves most food. especially fruit and veggies.

she also likes plain cherrios. i added sugar once and she said it was disgusting.

she really likes to snack throughout the day which is so annoying to me.

she always eats her fruit or veggies first.

even asking for more before she eats the "main dish"

emi loves to help clean.

she unloads the silver wear from the dishwasher.

i also have her sweep but usually have to re-sweep.

she doesn't have a lot of chores but if i ever ask her to help she is more than willing.

she does not enjoy babysitting...like when i take a shower.

she says: he's not my baby! which makes me laugh.

she says: red alert! red alert! when she spots makai being monster makai.

she is starting to enjoy playing outside

but she would much rather watch tv all day.

she really enjoys doing puzzles and does 100 piece puzzles.

emi can read if she wants to but would rather have me read.

she knows sight words but i have never counted what she knows.

emi still bites her nails....and toe nails.

picks her nose and loves to fart in my face.

for such a girly girl she is also a tom boy.

she still suffers from eczema and super sensitive skin.

her hair is still curly but the longer it gets the more straight it is.

i'd like to take her to get it cut but she refuses.

i'd be interested to see how curly it would stay if cut.

i'm sure i could share lots more.

she is the sweetest yet sassiest girl i've ever met.

she is a great friend and an awesome big sister.